NFL Predictions Sure to Come True
By Editorial Staff
Week 1: The Eagles’ season is thrown into disarray when both Michael Vick and Vince Young are lost for the season after suffering injuries while holding a competition to settle once and for all who is the best running, least accurate, bad decision-making quarterback in the NFL. In Denver, Tim Tebow cries because he wasn’t invited.
Week 2: James Harrison gets a 15-yard penalty and subsequent $20,000 fine after high-fiving teammate Troy Polamalu during pre-game warm-ups.